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Far From Professional

·Sep 15

And Just Like That, I Hate Myself

I long for the days of blow job jokes and empty pocketbooks, but I guess every woman needs to grow up, even Carrie Bradshaw. — I’m not impressed. I don’t even know why I’ve continued to watch And Just Like That, the Sex and the City spin-off. Like many, I was a giant fan of the original series — so much so that I would get together with some of my girl friends on Sunday…

Sex

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And Just Like That, I Hate Myself
And Just Like That, I Hate Myself
Sex

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Far From Professional

·Sep 8

Barbie: More Than Plastic

Who would’ve thought that a movie about Barbie would actually have something profound to say? — When I saw some paparazzi photos of Margo Robbie and Ryan Gosling in their Barbie movie costumes on the Venice Boardwalk, I rolled my eyes and felt annoyed. I thought the movie was going to be dumb, and I mean dumb in a bad way. Then I saw the teaser…

Barbie Movie

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Barbie: More Than Plastic
Barbie: More Than Plastic
Barbie Movie

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Sep 2

Just Some Thoughts: Vol. 20

Big decisions in August. That New Car Smell Well, I did it, I bought a new car. Technically, I put a down payment on a car and my bank gave me a loan, but you know the deal. I’ve been thinking about buying a new car for a couple of years…

Therapy

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Just Some Thoughts: Vol. 20
Just Some Thoughts: Vol. 20
Therapy

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Far From Professional

·Aug 21

There Have Been Signs

They’re out there, but do we care? M. Night Shyamalan did. — The U.S. government had a revelatory hearing where they *gasp* confirmed that aliens are real! Cue the crickets as well as not a single American soul giving a fuck. Did they think we didn’t know? It wasn’t really a big reveal to be informed that the government has known about…

Movies

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There Have Been Signs
There Have Been Signs
Movies

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Far From Professional

·Aug 7

54 Misses the Beat

I’ve got 54 problems, and this movie is all of them rolled into one. — The disco era was one of excess and indulgences in drugs, sex, and dancing. It was a brief era, only about 10 years or so, but people are fascinated by it. Within this era, a dance club was opened by the name of Studio 54. It was a notorious disco…

Movie Review

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54 Misses the Beat
54 Misses the Beat
Movie Review

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Far From Professional

·Aug 4

Poor Girl

Can you run when you need to? — “You want one?” It had been almost two years since she’d smoked a cigarette, and he caught her at just the right time. She’d had a shitty week that left her feeling defeated. Her conference call with the corporate office had gone south, her landlord was going to raise the…

Flash Fiction

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Poor Girl
Poor Girl
Flash Fiction

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Jul 29

Just Some Thoughts: Vol. 19

Summer break is in the bag. Where is my sugar daddy?! Dragging My Feet Is it time to go back to work? Sadly, yes. My summer break is swiftly coming to an end and I feel both ready and not ready to head back to work. I feel ready because…

Summer Break

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Just Some Thoughts: Vol. 19
Just Some Thoughts: Vol. 19
Summer Break

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Far From Professional

·Jul 17

If a Movie Title is Too Long…

I know why this movie is no longer good. — Do you remember what you did last summer? Did it involve hitting someone with your car while your friends were with you, and then dumping the victim in a harbor and pledging to never tell anyone? Hopefully your previous summer didn’t involve murder, or maybe, hopefully it did. I don’t…

Summer Movies

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If a Movie Title is Too Long…
If a Movie Title is Too Long…
Summer Movies

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Far From Professional

·Jul 14

The Great Outdoors is Great

It strikes that perfect comedy balance between silly and soulful. — It’s summertime, although you wouldn’t know it by this oddly cool and cloudy weather So Cal has been experiencing since the end of May. When I was a kid, my parents would take my brother and I on some kind of vacation for a week during the summer. We usually…

Movies

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The Great Outdoors is Great
The Great Outdoors is Great
Movies

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Jun 29

Just Some Thoughts: Vol. 18

I wish my life was just endless days of summer break. Please Don’t Go, Summer Break I’m halfway through my summer break and already feeling the blues about having to go back to work. I had a handful of stress dreams in the first couple of weeks after school got…

Family Reunion

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Just Some Thoughts: Vol. 18
Just Some Thoughts: Vol. 18
Family Reunion

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