You can’t look away when the fantasy comes crashing down. — Having a buff, chest hair-free, and overly groomed man grinding on me for dollar bills isn’t something that I find appealing or sexy. I can see how other people would find this thrilling and something that would be a turn-on, but I like my dudes to be a little more…

The dance moves that have slayed for decades. — When a musical artist has a long career, there are different eras of their greatness. Some eras are better than others, which is quite common. When I think of Janet Jackson’s era of greatness, I think of the music she made in the late 80s to early 90s. During this…

It isn’t Christmas until you lose your shit from holiday cheer. — Chevy Chase is pretty good at playing the bumbling dad, Clark Griswold, from the plethora of National Lampoon’s Family Vacation movies, of which there are six. I have to say that National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is probably the best out of all of them, and is definitely one that needs…

Life is Short No, this isn’t a reference to Justin Long’s podcast which I regularly enjoy. About three weeks ago, I found out that someone I went to high school with was dying from ovarian cancer. I was shocked and saddened to hear the news. This was someone that I secretly…

Sometimes you just need that cheesy holiday movie. — I’m a sucker for an ensemble cast, especially if it’s filled with actors that I enjoy. The Family Stone has one of those ensemble casts that features some amazing talent. Diane Keaton, Sarah Jessica Parker, Luke Wilson, and Claire Danes are just some of the familiar faces in this movie…

Santa will be none too pleased with this one. — Where is Denis Leary? It seems as if he’s dropped off the face of the earth. Or, maybe it’s that I haven’t watched anything he’s been in for a long time. I used to like his tough talking comedy. Those were the days when he would film a comedy special…

Classic holiday tunes make the season bright. I worked in retail for 15 years, so listening to Christmas music can give me some PTSD-esque flashbacks as I remember how awful people can be during the holidays. For the most part, the music that played in the store I worked at…

I’m not Built for This Lately, I’ve been feeling like a psychotic mouse running on one of those circular treadmills. As fast as I run, and as much energy as I put in, I stay in the same place. That’s all. Holiyay or Holinay? The winter holidays are here. I’m disgusted…

Going to sleepaway camp never looked so strange and felt so right. The first time I saw Wet Hot American Summer I was semi-stoned. I was in my early 20s and at a small kickback with some of my friends. There used to be a group of us that would…